GAMMA-FUELED FRENZY BLINKER HAZE

This here story/tale/legend is about a time when the big green gentleman/bruiser/behemoth, the Hulk, was in a real pickle/predicament/bind. See, there was this whole lotta smog/fog/haze hangin' around that made things real blurry/confusing/muddy. The Hulk, he didn't know what to do/was gettin' all riled up/couldn't see straight, and started smashin

Well gang, get ready and check out the craziest show on earth! It's our pal the Jade Colossus and he's gone bonkers on the blinkers. We bet you won't believe your ears. Those little lights are gonna be flashin'non-stop faster than a jackrabbit on caffeine. Hold onto your hats 'cause this is one show you won't wanna forget. Watch out for flying ca